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KILL YOUR LOCAL PEDO Red Letter Slogan Print On Hooded RobeKILL YOUR LOCAL PEDO Red Letter Slogan Print On Hooded Robe

KILL YOUR LOCAL PEDO Red Letter Slogan Print On Hooded Robe

$81.99
$199.99
-59%
Color- Navy
Size- XS
Quantity
Shipping
Estimated Delivery：Mar-26 - Mar-30
SKU: SII783854009XS /** @private {string} */ class SpzCustomAnchorScroll extends SPZ.BaseElement { static deferredMount() { return false; } constructor(element) { super(element); /** @private {Element} */ this.scrollableContainer_ = null; } isLayoutSupported(layout) { return layout == SPZCore.Layout.LOGIC; } buildCallback() { this.viewport_ = this.getViewport(); this.initActions_(); } setTarget(containerId, targetId) { this.containerId = '#' + containerId; this.targetId = '#' + targetId; } scrollToTarget() { const container = document.querySelector(this.containerId); const target = container.querySelector(this.targetId); const {scrollTop} = container; const eleOffsetTop = this.getOffsetTop_(target, container); this.viewport_ .interpolateScrollIntoView_( container, scrollTop, scrollTop + eleOffsetTop ); } initActions_() { this.registerAction( 'scrollToTarget', (invocation) => this.scrollToTarget(invocation?.caller) ); this.registerAction( 'setTarget', (invocation) => this.setTarget(invocation?.args?.containerId, invocation?.args?.targetId) ); } /** * @param {Element} element * @param {Element} container * @return {number} * @private */ getOffsetTop_(element, container) { if (!element./*OK*/ getClientRects().length) { return 0; } const rect = element./*OK*/ getBoundingClientRect(); if (rect.width || rect.height) { return rect.top - container./*OK*/ getBoundingClientRect().top; } return rect.top; } } SPZ.defineElement('spz-custom-anchor-scroll', SpzCustomAnchorScroll); const STRENGTHEN_TRUST_URL = "/api/strengthen_trust/settings"; class SpzCustomStrengthenTrust extends SPZ.BaseElement { constructor(element) { super(element); this.renderElement_ = null; } isLayoutSupported(layout) { return layout == SPZCore.Layout.CONTAINER; } buildCallback() { this.xhr_ = SPZServices.xhrFor(this.win); const renderId = this.element.getAttribute('render-id'); SPZCore.Dom.waitForChild( document.body, () => !!document.getElementById(renderId), () => { this.renderElement_ = SPZCore.Dom.scopedQuerySelector( document.body, `#${renderId}` ); if (this.renderElement_) { this.render_(); } this.registerAction('track', (invocation) => { this.track_(invocation.args); }); } ); } render_() { this.fetchData_().then((data) => { if (!data) { return; } SPZ.whenApiDefined(this.renderElement_).then((apis) => { apis?.render(data); document.querySelector('#strengthen-trust-render-1539149753700').addEventListener('click',(event)=>{ if(event.target.nodeName == 'A'){ this.track_({type: 'trust_content_click'}); } }) }); }); } track_(data = {}) { const track = window.sa && window.sa.track; if (!track) { return; } track('trust_enhancement_event', data); } parseJSON_(string) { let result = {}; try { result = JSON.parse(string); } catch (e) {} return result; } fetchData_() { return this.xhr_ .fetchJson(STRENGTHEN_TRUST_URL) .then((responseData) => { if (!responseData || !responseData.data) { return null; } const data = responseData.data; const moduleSettings = (data.module_settings || []).reduce((result, moduleSetting) => { return result.concat(Object.assign(moduleSetting, { logos: (moduleSetting.logos || []).map((item) => { return moduleSetting.logos_type == 'custom' ? this.parseJSON_(item) : item; }) })); }, []); return Object.assign(data, { module_settings: moduleSettings, isEditor: window.self !== window.top, }); }); } } SPZ.defineElement('spz-custom-strengthen-trust', SpzCustomStrengthenTrust);
Description

Ever envy your lady's cozy robe style? Sure, it looks tempting, but slipping into one? Nah, not your vibe. That's where Weirdo Robe steps in. We've taken that cringe-worthy, old-school robe and turned it into something that guys today actually want to wear.

Why You'll Love it:

  • Hoodie fit & style so genuine, it's practically a hoodie in disguise.
  • Non-floppy arm cuffs that won't get in the way when you're cooking, cleaning, brushing your teeth, etc.
  • Never-Lost Belt™ that stays put, always.
  • Premium sweatshirt outside, comfy & extra absorbent inside.
  • Extra pocket inside with space for snacks, gadgets, and more.
  • Knee length, even cooler with our shorts & pants.
  • The best gift for every dude you know! 

Materials:

Weirdo Robe brings together two killer fabrics in one awesome garment. Both are pre-shrunk and perfect for kicking back.

Navy/Black

  • Outside Shell:  100% COTTON JERSEY
  • Inside Lining:  80% COTTON TERRY, 20% POLY

Heather Grey

  • Outside Shell:  60% COTTON JERSEY, 40% POLY 
  • Inside Lining:  80% COTTON TERRY, 20% POLY

WEIRDO ROBE HAS BECOME THE OFFICIAL CHILLIN' GEAR FOR DUDES EVERYWHERE.

Robes aren't exactly the go-to for most guys. But Weirdo Robe? It's lightyears ahead of the robes you spotted on your partner, grandpa, or mom. We've transformed that relic into something effortlessly cool, incredibly comfy and perfectly suited for dudes today.

  • Premium Hoodie Fabric on the Outside That Makes Other Hoodies Jealous
  • Towel-Lined Interior, Way More Absorbent Than Regular Robes
  • Non-Floppy Arm Cuffs, Permanently Attached Belt & Extra Pockets

“I purchased these robes for my husband, two sons, and son-in-law. They were a hit! Who would've thought robes would've been so well received.” -------Andrea B.

FROM GAMERS TO COOL DADS, WEIRDO ROBE IS JUST THE RIGHT FIT

IT'S LIKE A SECOND SKIN FOR EVERY DUDE OUT THERE, NO EXCEPTIONS.

Our robe doesn't play favorites. It doesn't care about your age, hobbies, or even if you believe in true love. Doesn't matter if you're the gym buff Todd, Charles the Third, or just a dude who loves his coffee a certain way, WEIRDO Robe is for YOU.

  • Ideal for after gym sessions, remote workdays, or just chilling out
  • Tailored for every dude, every age, and every style preference
  • Can be combined with matching shorts and pants

“DudeRobes are the best robes on the market hands down.” ----Jacques L.

TREAT YOURSELF OR SOMEONE ELSE

EVEN FOR THE PICKIEST DUDES, IT’S THE GIFT THAT WINS EVERY TIME.

Ever got your dad a pet he swore he'd never want, only to catch him cuddling it a day later? That's the WEIRDO Robe effect. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

  • Not 100% sure? Grab a WEIRDO Robe gift card and let them choose
  • If it’s not a match, you've got a 30-day return period, no hard feelings!

“Robes are outstanding – Both my men love the robes and I'm going to get one for myself as well.”

Gail M.
Size Chart

Please Note: All dimensions are measured manually with a deviation of 1 to 3CM   

Super limited run of tees are selling out fast!

Hurry and get one now before they are gone forever!

Shipping & Handling

Receiving Time = Processing Time + Shipping Time

**Pre-order: Your item(s) will be shipped to you within 15-25 businees days.**

PROCESSING TIME

Processing time is the duration from receiving an order until an item is fulfilled. To check it for a specific item, go to its product details page, expand the "Shipping Info" section and find out the processing time.

*If you would like to cancel a back ordered item in your order, simply send us your request by submitting a ticket, we will get back to you within 24 hours.

SHIPPING TIME 

A shipment takes 3-10 business days to arrive, please refer to the table below for various shipping times to international destinations.

For detailed information on standard delivery and express delivery, choose your shipping country or shipping region from the drop-down menu below:

* The shipping time is estimated and commences from the date of shipping, rather than the date of order, and can take longer than expected date due to    an invalid address, the customs clearance procedures or other causes.
*For Expedited Shipping: Possible tariffs and other possible related costs are borne by the customers

ABOUT TAX

Kindly note that all packages are shipped from SIIRIGO Warehouses. Our items are shipping duty unpaid and therefore import tax may occur depending on your country's Customs and shipping method. You may check with your local Customs Office for more information.

100% Satisfaction Guaranteed

We want you to be completely satisfied with every purchase you make. If you're not happy with a product you've ordered, we'll exchange, replace or refund it within 14 days of purchase. Send us an email(support@siirigo.com) and we'll take care of you.
class SpzSmartBlockComponent extends SPZ.BaseElement { constructor(element) { super(element); this.templates_ = null; this.container_ = null; this.i18n_ = {}; this.config_ = {}; this.show_type_ = 3; this.product_resource_id_ = ''; this.collection_resource_id_ = ''; this.cart_items_ = []; this.customer_id_ = ''; this.order_id_ = ''; } static deferredMount() { return false; } isLayoutSupported(layout) { return layout == SPZCore.Layout.CONTAINER; } buildCallback() { const template_type = window.SHOPLAZZA.meta.page.template_type; if (template_type === 1) { this.show_type_ = 3; this.product_resource_id_ = window.SHOPLAZZA.meta.page.resource_id; } else if (template_type === 2) { this.show_type_ = 4; this.collection_resource_id_ = window.SHOPLAZZA.meta.page.resource_id; } else if (template_type === 15){ this.show_type_ = 5; } else if (template_type === 13){ this.show_type_ = 6; } else if (template_type === 20){ this.show_type_ = 7; this.customer_id_ = window.SHOPLAZZA.customer.customer_id; } else if (template_type === 35){ this.show_type_ = 8; this.order_id_ = window.location.pathname.split('/').pop(); } this.templates_ = SPZServices.templatesForDoc(this.element); this.setAction_(); } mountCallback() { console.log('appzebu smart mounted'); const that = this; const themeName = window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name; const isGeek = /Geek/.test(themeName); this.fetchRules().then((res) => { if (res && res.rules && res.rules.length) { const blockEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_block'); SPZ.whenApiDefined(blockEl).then((api) => { api.render({data: res}, true).then(() => { if (isGeek && that.show_type_ === 6) { blockEl.querySelector('.plugin_container_wrpper').style.padding = '30px 0'; } const recommendStyle = document.createElement('style'); recommendStyle.innerHTML = ` .plugin__recommend_container,.app-recommend-card { display: none !important; } `; document.head.appendChild(recommendStyle); const fetchList = []; res.rules.forEach((rule) => { fetchList.push(this.fetchRuleProductList(rule.id)); }); const fetchAll = Promise.all(fetchList); fetchAll.then((p_res) => { res.rules.forEach((rule, index) => { rule.products = p_res[index] && p_res[index].products; const ruleEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_rule_' + rule.id); SPZ.whenApiDefined(ruleEl).then((api) => { api.render({data: rule}, true).then(() => { that.impressListen(`#smart_recommend_rule_ul_${rule.id}`, function(){ that.trackRuleImpress(rule); }); const btnElList = document.querySelectorAll(`#smart_recommend_rule_ul_${rule.id} button`); btnElList.forEach((btnEl) => { if (btnEl && rule.config && rule.config.quick_shop_button_bg_color && rule.config.quick_shop_button_text_color) { btnEl.style.backgroundColor = rule.config.quick_shop_button_bg_color; btnEl.style.color = rule.config.quick_shop_button_text_color; } }) }); }); }); }); }) }) } else { if (window.top !== window.self) { const template_type = window.SHOPLAZZA.meta.page.template_type; const holderEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_preview_no_data_placeholder'); SPZ.whenApiDefined(holderEl).then((api) => { api.render({data: { isCart: template_type === 13, isCollection: template_type === 2, isProduct: template_type === 1, isIndex: template_type === 15 }}, true); }); } } }); } setAction_() { this.registerAction('quickShop', (data) => { const that = this; const product_id = data.args.product_id; const productIndex = data.args.productIndex; const rule_id = data.args.rule_id; const ssp = data.args.ssp; const scm = data.args.scm; const cfb = data.args.cfb; const ifb = data.args.ifb; const modalRender = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_product_modal_render'); if (product_id) { this.fetchProductData(product_id).then((res) => { const product = res.products && res.products.length && res.products[0] || {}; product.cfb = cfb; product.ifb = ifb; SPZ.whenApiDefined(modalRender).then((api) => { api.render({product: product, productIndex: productIndex, rule_id: rule_id, ssp: ssp, scm: scm, show_type: that.show_type_}, true).then(() => { const modalEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_product_modal'); SPZ.whenApiDefined(modalEl).then((modal) => { that.impressListen('#smart_recommend_product_modal', function(){ that.trackQuickShop({ rule_id: rule_id, product_id: product_id }); }); modal.open(); }); const formEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_product_form'); SPZ.whenApiDefined(formEl).then((form) => { form.setProduct(product); }); const variantEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_product_variants'); SPZ.whenApiDefined(variantEl).then((variant) => { variant.handleRender(product); }); }); }) }); } }); this.registerAction('handleScroll', (data) => { this.directTo(data.args.rule_id, data.args.direction); }); this.registerAction('handleProductChange', (data) => { const variant = data.args.data.variant; const product = data.args.data.product; const imageRenderEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_product_image'); SPZ.whenApiDefined(imageRenderEl).then((api) => { api.render({ variant: variant, product: product }, true); }); }); this.registerAction('handleAtcSuccess', (detail) => { const data = detail.args; data.data.product = data.data.product || {}; data.data.variant = data.data.variant || {}; const product_id = data.data.product.id; const product_title = data.data.product.title; const variant_id = data.data.variant.id; const price = data.data.variant.price; const rule_id = data.rule_id; const aid = `smart_recommend.${this.show_type_}.${rule_id}`; const ifb = data.data.product.ifb; const cfb = data.data.product.cfb; const ssp = data.ssp; const scm = data.scm; const spm = `smart_recommend_${this.show_type_}.${data.spmIndex}`; const params = { id: product_id, product_id: product_id, number: 1, name: product_title, variant_id: variant_id, childrenId: variant_id, item_price: price, source: 'add_to_cart', _extra: { aid: aid, ifb: ifb, cfb: cfb, scm: scm, spm: `..${window.SHOPLAZZA.meta.page.template_name}.${spm}`, ssp: ssp, } }; this.tranckAddToCart(params); }); this.registerAction('addATCHook', (data) => { const params = data.args; const spm = `smart_recommend_${this.show_type_}.${params.spmIndex}`; this.myInterceptor_ = window.djInterceptors && window.djInterceptors.track.use({ event: 'dj.addToCart', params: { aid: `smart_recommend.${this.show_type_}.` + params.rule_id, ssp: params.ssp, scm: params.scm, cfb: params.cfb, spm: `..${window.SHOPLAZZA.meta.page.template_name}.${spm}`, }, once: true }); }); } tranckAddToCart(detail) { if (window.$) { window.$(document.body).trigger('dj.addToCart', detail); } } fetchRules() { const payload = { show_type: this.show_type_, }; let that = this; if (this.show_type_ === 6) { let line_items = []; return this.fetchCart().then((res) => { if (res && res.cart && res.cart.line_items) { line_items = res.cart.line_items.map((item) => { return { product_id: item.product_id, variant_id: item.variant_id, quantity: item.quantity, price: item.price } }); } payload.line_items = line_items; that.cart_items_ = line_items; return that.fetchRulesRequest(payload); }); } else { if (this.show_type_ === 3) { payload.line_items = [{ product_id: this.product_resource_id_ }]; } else if (this.show_type_ === 4) { payload.collection_id = this.collection_resource_id_; } else if (this.show_type_ === 7) { payload.customer_id = this.customer_id_; } else if (this.show_type_ === 8) { payload.order_id = this.order_id_; } return this.fetchRulesRequest(payload); } } fetchRulesRequest(payload) { return fetch(window.SHOPLAZZA.routes.root + "/api/possum/recommend_query", { method: "POST", headers: { "Content-Type": "application/json" }, body: JSON.stringify(payload) }).then(function(res){ if(res.ok){ return res.json(); } }); } fetchCart() { return fetch(`/api/cart/cart-select?r=${Math.random().toString(36).slice(-4)}`) .then((res) => { if (res.ok) { return res.json(); } }); } fetchRuleProductList(rule_id) { const payload = { page: 1, limit: 100, fields: ["title", "url", "image", "min_price_variant.price", "min_price_variant.compare_at_price"], rule_id: rule_id, }; if (this.show_type_ === 3) { payload.line_items = [{ product_id: this.product_resource_id_ }]; } else if (this.show_type_ === 4) { payload.collection_id = this.collection_resource_id_; } else if (this.show_type_ === 6) { payload.line_items = this.cart_items_; } else if (this.show_type_ === 7) { payload.customer_id = this.customer_id_; } else if (this.show_type_ === 8) { payload.order_id = this.order_id_; } return fetch(window.SHOPLAZZA.routes.root + "/api/possum/recommend_products", { method: "POST", headers: { "Content-Type": "application/json" }, body: JSON.stringify(payload) }).then(function(res){ if(res.ok){ return res.json(); } }).catch(function(err){ console.log(err); }); } fetchProductData(product_id) { return fetch(window.SHOPLAZZA.routes.root + "/api/possum/products", { method: "POST", headers: { "Content-Type": "application/json" }, body: JSON.stringify({ product_ids: [product_id], fields: [ "images", "options", "min_price_variant", "variants"] }) }).then(function(res){ if(res.ok){ return res.json(); } }).catch(function(err){ console.log(err); const loadingEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_loading'); if (loadingEl) { loadingEl.style.display = 'none'; } }); } getStyle(ele, style) { if (!ele) return; if (window.getComputedStyle) { return window.getComputedStyle(ele)[style]; } return ele.currentStyle[style]; } directTo(id, direction) { const scrollElement = document.getElementById(`smart_recommend_rule_ul_${id}`); const blockWidth = parseInt(this.getStyle(scrollElement, 'width')); const scrollLength = (blockWidth * 0.19 - 12) * 5; const scrollPoint = scrollElement.scrollWidth - scrollElement.clientWidth; if (!scrollElement) return; if (direction === 'left') { if (document.dir === 'rtl') { scrollElement.scrollTo({ left: Math.abs(scrollElement.scrollLeft) >= scrollPoint - 100 ? 0 : scrollElement.scrollLeft - scrollLength, behavior: 'smooth' }); return; } scrollElement.scrollTo({ left: Math.max(scrollElement.scrollLeft - scrollLength, 0), behavior: 'smooth' }); } else { if (document.dir === 'rtl') { scrollElement.scrollTo({ left: Math.abs(scrollElement.scrollLeft) >= scrollPoint + 100 ? 0 : scrollElement.scrollLeft + scrollLength, behavior: 'smooth' }); return; } scrollElement.scrollTo({ left: scrollElement.scrollLeft >= scrollPoint - 100 ? 0 : scrollElement.scrollLeft + scrollLength, behavior: 'smooth' }); } } trackRuleImpress(rule) { if (window.sa && window.sa.track) { window.sa.track("plugin_common", { plugin_name: "upsell", event_type: "impressions", rule_id: rule.id, ssp: rule.ssp, scm: rule.scm, show_type: this.show_type_, support_app_block: window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.support_app_block }); window.sa.track("module_impressions", { aid: `smart_recommend.${this.show_type_}.${rule.id}`, support_app_block: window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.support_app_block }); } } trackQuickShop(data) { window.sa && sa.track && sa.track("plugin_common", { plugin_name: "upsell", event_type: "quick_shop", rule_id: data.rule_id, product_id: data.product_id, show_type: this.show_type_, }); } impressListen(selector, cb) { const el = document.querySelector(selector); const onImpress = (e) => { if (e) { e.stopPropagation(); } cb(); }; if (el && !el.getAttribute('imprsd')) { el.addEventListener('impress', onImpress) } else if (el) { onImpress(); } } } SPZ.defineElement('spz-custom-smart-block', SpzSmartBlockComponent);