Men's Swim Brief - The Quick And Sexy Sloth
Men's Swim Brief - The Quick And Sexy Sloth
Men's Swim Brief - The Quick And Sexy Sloth
Men's Swim Brief - The Quick And Sexy Sloth
Men's Swim Brief - The Quick And Sexy Sloth
Men's Swim Brief - The Quick And Sexy Sloth

Men's Swim Brief - The Quick And Sexy Sloth

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SKU: SII635300002M
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Sloths are the slowest mammals on the planet. But if there's one thing they're quick at, it's sex. Seriously, it takes them 5 seconds, including foreplay, to get off. So, next time you're a one-pump-chump and hear, "That was the quickest orgasm on the planet," inform your partner otherwise. And, hey, it can be quick and sexy, just like the quick and sexy sloth.

Content
Shell: 73% Polyester 27% Elastane
Lining: 95% Polyamide 5% Spandex

Care
Machine wash delicate with like colors. Do not bleach. Hang to dry.

Features
Elastic waistband wth drawstring

Sizing
True to size. Size up if inbetween sizes.

Tips: Men's shorts run a little tight - If you are between sizes we recommend you SIZE UP! Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches. Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.

Super limited run of swim briefs are selling out fast!

Hurry and get one now before they are out of stock!

Receiving Time = Processing Time + Shipping Time

**Pre-order: Your item(s) will be shipped to you within 15-25 businees days.**

PROCESSING TIME

Processing time is the duration from receiving an order until an item is fulfilled. To check it for a specific item, go to its product details page, expand the "Shipping Info" section and find out the processing time.

*If you would like to cancel a back ordered item in your order, simply send us your request by submitting a ticket, we will get back to you within 24 hours.

SHIPPING TIME 

A shipment takes 3-10 business days to arrive, please refer to the table below for various shipping times to international destinations.

For detailed information on standard delivery and express delivery, choose your shipping country or shipping region from the drop-down menu below:

* The shipping time is estimated and commences from the date of shipping, rather than the date of order, and can take longer than expected date due to    an invalid address, the customs clearance procedures or other causes.
*For Expedited Shipping: Possible tariffs and other possible related costs are borne by the customers

ABOUT TAX

Kindly note that all packages are shipped from SIIRIGO Warehouses. Our items are shipping duty unpaid and therefore import tax may occur depending on your country's Customs and shipping method. You may check with your local Customs Office for more information.

We want you to be completely satisfied with every purchase you make. If you're not happy with a product you've ordered, we'll exchange, replace or refund it within 14 days of purchase. Send us an email(support@siirigo.com) and we'll take care of you.

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